The Fountain of Lemonade

Kayleigh was breast feed until she was about 6 months old and then we started her on bottles - until she started gnawing at the teats and making huge teeth holes in them. One day we were having lunch at a small eatery at Tuggeranong called the Grapevine (where the $5 bookshop is now near Woolworths). Kayleigh had been whinging for a drink and we didn't want to pay the exhorbinant prices at the eatery so Terence went and got a small bottle of lemonade from Woolworths to put in her bottle. We forgot to check if the teat had holes in it and we also forgot to shake the lemonade after we had put it in the bottle to take most of the fizz out of it. Kayleigh grabbed her bottle and started drinking while we got back to our lunch. The next thing we knew, Kayleigh started shaking her bottle and a huge fountain of lemonade started erupting out of the 4 holes that was in the teat. Kayleigh was laughing as she thought it was extremely amusing, but the old ladies on the table next to us were not amused as the got drenched by the lemonade. I'm sure they though we were the worst people in the world, they didn't even wait for us to apologise, they just stood up and stomped out of there. Terence grabbed the bottle and covered all the holes and waited until it stopped fizzing much to Kayleigh's annoyance - she was having a great time.